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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Best Way to Train For a Race

Are you thinking of doing a race? Perhaps you want to dip your toes into a 5K, or a triathlon, or an OCR. As a personal trainer I get this question a lot: where do I start? How do I train? My answer is unconventional, but it really is the One Simple Trick that will help you more than any other advice you will ever get:

Do a race.

That's it. 

Sign up for something that you think is within your physical capabilities to finish (even just walking), then go do it. If you are able-bodied, you can finish a 5K. Or a Spartan Sprint. (The one exception is: do not do a triathlon if you cannot currently ride a bike or remain afloat. Learn, then do.) It might seem like doing the race is something you should do at the END of your training, but it's not. Do one to get it out of the way, because there is no better way to find out what you should do in your training.

I'll take the OCR example because it's the most complicated. With a road race, you'll either finish or you won't, and you'll learn a little something about pacing yourself regardless. With an OCR, training for it is a big job, or really a big number of small jobs. Grip strength. Brute strength. Power. Agility. Cardio endurance. Muscular endurance. Obstacle proficiency. Harsh terrain. There is no way to prepare yourself for all of these things before you have actually done a single event. You won't know what to train for. So sign up for a sprint distance event, maybe a stadium race if you don't like mud. By the time you finish, you'll know exactly what your strengths and weaknesses are. 

Let's take my first OCR as an example, the Lambeau Field Stadion. I did just enough research about Spartan races to know that burpees were involved, so I had practiced those in the months leading up, but that is it. Showed up and quickly realized a few things about myself.

1) My cardio endurance was predictably good. All the stairs were challenging, but I was not gasping for air or exhausted.

2) I did great on the strength obstacles - carries, hoists, etc.

3) My grip strength was totally nonexistent. I would need to work on this before attempting another OCR. 

4) All skill obstacles (walls, rope climb, spear throw) were way beyond my capability. I had no clue about techniques for any of them.

5) The most important factor was "do I enjoy this activity enough to work at it?" And the answer was a resounding YES. That race was so extremely fun, and my body felt great afterward. 

Those were all things I wouldn't have found out if I hadn't just taken a leap and signed up for this thing I knew little about. So don't try so hard to be wholly prepared for your first event. Pick a short one and go for it. Find out what you need to work on next. Build your OCR house one brick at a time.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Virtual Race Recaps - Spartan and Highlander Assault

With all the "excitement" going on with COVID-19, lots of us are trying to scratch the itch with virtual racing. There are a bunch of options out there but most of them are pretty much the same: cover a distance, do some calisthenics, poof you're done. I've been doing Spartan's virtual races since early April and got two Trifectas in 5 weeks, which I could never do in a non-corona world. I did Highlander Assault's Quarantine 5K Carry a couple days ago and that was also an adventure. Here I will review/recap my experiences with both race types. And I urge you all to do what you can to support the race companies of your choice, as this is a tough time right now. Doing virtual races and/or buying merchandise helps ensure that we will be able to race when the wholly-necessary COVID restrictions let up.

Spartan Virtual

Distances offered: Sprint (5K + 20 obstacles), Super (10K + 25 obstacles), Beast (half marathon + 30 obstacles). They also offer an Ultra (50K + 60 obstacles), but I didn't do that one.

Format: Dealer's choice of how to split up the running and obstacles, but you must complete them all. There are running alternatives such as biking, crawling, jump rope, etc which is nice for people who are/were truly quarantined at home. Obstacles consist mostly of sets of 10 calisthenic exercises (or 10-second isometric holds).

Pros: Virtual races by Spartan are free to participate and get a picture of a medal sent to you. Your time is ranked and shows up in your Athlinks profile. Spartan recently added a paid option to have a t-shirt, trifecta wedge, and sample box sent to you for $29 (can do full trifecta with additional wedge display for $99), plus $8 for shipping. The obstacles require no equipment and are easy to do.

Cons: Are the obstacles TOO easy? A 10-second wall sit, come on. My dead grandmother could do a 10-second wall sit. Also in these kind of things there tends to be way too much triceps work (it's the easiest upper-body muscle group to target with body weight), and this is no exception. We don't need dips, pushups, incline pushups, two kinds of burpees, all in one workout. This is part of the major issue, though, with virtual races in general - you are just not able to get the same experience without actual obstacles. This is why I only did the calisthenics when I did the Beasts. With the Sprints and Supers, I looped around my neighborhood and did my backyard obstacles instead.

Grade: B. It'll do. Glad they're adding the shirts and medals, because they're gonna be limited edition and will be a fun keepsake of the time I had to do tuck jump burpees in a deserted campground.

Highlander Assault Quarantine 5K Carry

Distance offered: 5K

Format: You complete 5K on foot while carrying an object weighing at least 25 lb. Simple, right? I used my 30-lb sandbag and had to switch positions a lot, but it was a good challenge.

Pros: You get a shirt and medal, which are limited edition (the mascot has a gas mask on!). Results will also be posted at the end of the race window. Like Spartan, they verify your time with GPS proof or pictures. Only $25 (about $30 with fees).

Cons: Requires "equipment" (i.e. something that weighs 25 lb, so maybe a particularly docile toddler?). I also wouldn't have minded a 10K option for us crazies.

Grade: A-. It's a straightforward challenge that isn't trying to claim it's a proper obstacle race. You just carry something heavy for a good while. Simple, yet genius.

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Obstacle Data Extravaganza!

Since racing is kind of on hold at the moment, I've decided to make myself useful and work on obstacle proficiency this year. The ninja gym is closed, but I've taken this opportunity to enhance my backyard setup and add additional obstacles and training gizmos. In addition to a spear throw station, I can climb over the side of my deck (4' and 10'), work on low crawls on the grass, and use my bucket and sandbags for heavy carries. For grip, I have my thinner monkey bars, plus I have made additional grips in the last several weeks - a horizontal steel bar (like the Super multi-rig), a baseball, a softball, two rings, and four adjustable-height thicker monkey bars. This variety will help me prepare for almost all multi-rig attachments Spartan has, plus obstacles such as Beater and Twister. My next project is to make a bootleg Olympus out of pallets, cheap slabs of flooring (to mimic the new slippery surface), and the standard holds from that obstacle. If I use two pallets, the plan is to make it reversible - one side can be Olympus, the other can be an easier bouldering-type traverse wall which my son or I could both use.

But the main thing I've been doing is thinking. Pondering the obstacles I've cleared and how I've cleared them. Making a plan for how to train for obstacles I haven't cleared, or haven't cleared reliably in the past. To that end, I made a master list of all the races I've done, then gone through and figured out which obstacles in each race I needed assistance on (and why); which I failed (and why); and which I cleared for the first time ever. Such introspection could be very helpful to you guys in your training, so I will post my results here. Turns out there were patterns to my improvement!

Needed assistance: 6’ wall, 7’ wall, 8’ wall (no technique/strength)
Failed: rope climb (no technique/strength), Sprint multi-rig (no grip strength), spear throw (no technique)

Needed assistance: 7’ wall
Failed: spear throw (no technique), Twister (no grip strength), rope climb (didn’t attempt), Olympus (no technique/strength)
First time cleared: Sprint multi-rig

Sprint Minnesota 6/2018 DNF (thunderstorms – cancelled at mile 3.5)
Needed assistance: 6’ wall (wet/no technique)
Failed: Olympus (no technique/strength), rope climb (no technique/strength), spear throw

Needed assistance: 7’ wall, 9’ wall, Bender, Stairway to Sparta, hurdles
Failed: monkey bars (got bumped/ran out of gas), Twister (no technique), Z-walls (mud), Olympus (didn’t attempt – mud), rope climb (didn’t attempt – mud), spear throw, Super multi-rig (tired)
First time cleared: 6’ wall (solo)

Needed assistance: NONE
Failed: Stadion multi-rig both laps (sweaty hands), spear throw both laps, rope climb both laps (no technique)
First time cleared: 7’ wall, 8’ wall

Needed assistance: 7’ wall, 9’ wall, 8’ wall, Stairway to Sparta
Failed: Olympus (wet/uncertain technique), monkey bars (wet), Super multi-rig (wet), Bender (wet/sandy), Tyro traverse (cramps), rope climb (hands went numb), Twister (wet)
First time cleared: spear throw

Super Chicago 6/2019 DNF (thunderstorms – cancelled at mile 2)
Needed assistance: 6’ wall (mud)
First time cleared: monkey bars

Needed assistance: Stairway to Sparta Beast mode (no technique), 8’ wall (wet/muddy), vertical cargo 2.0
Failed: Beast multi-rig (failed at rope holds), Twister (got through 1st of 3 sections, ran out of grip), The Box (no technique), spear throw, rope climb (mud), Tyro traverse (gave up quickly)
First time cleared: Olympus, Bender

Needed assistance: NONE
Failed: spear throw, rope climb (no grip – hands felt too smooth)

Needed assistance: The Box
Failed: monkey bars (slipped)
First time cleared: Stairway to Sparta, Twister, rope climb, vertical cargo 2.0, Super multi-rig

Needed assistance: NONE
Failed: spear throw

Needed assistance: NONE
Failed: spear throw lap one
FIRST CLEAN STADION lap two

Needed assistance: The Box (almost got it), vertical cargo 2.0 (needed only slight help)
Failed: spear throw, Olympus (new slippery material)

Sprint Arizona 2/2020
Needed assistance: NONE
Failed: NONE
FIRST CLEAN SPRINT

So in this timeline, over the course of nearly three years, I progressed in a fairly predictable way based on seeing my first-time clears especially. The first obstacles I cleared were very basic obstacles that had simple techniques which were easy to learn (tall walls, rings). Eventually I started clearing complex technique obstacles like spear, Olympus, and rope climb. After a solid two years of racing I was able to clear the tougher grip obstacles including Twister. This led to my first clean races, which are short distances and therefore have easier obstacles. I know what I'd need to do to run a clean Super: be able to do the new Olympus. I have to figure out a few more obstacles to run a clean Beast. But since I know what I need to work on, I can formulate a plan!


For additional information, I made a few lists. 


Obstacles I Have Both Failed (or required assistance) AND Cleared – why?
Z-wall – muddy 1x
Twister – poor conditioning/technique 4x (CLEARED: 2x streak)
Monkey Bars – accidental slip 2x, wet 1x (CLEARED: 9x, includes 5x streak)
Multi-rig (Stadion) – sweaty 2x
Multi-rig (Sprint) - poor conditioning/technique 1x (CLEARED: 7x streak)
Multi-rig (Super) – poor conditioning/technique 1x, wet 1x (CLEARED: 2x streak)
Bender – poor conditioning/technique 1x, wet/sandy 1x (CLEARED: 3x streak)
Olympus (Original) – poor conditioning/technique 4x (CLEARED: 2x streak before New Oly)
Vertical Cargo 2.0 – poor conditioning/technique 1x (CLEARED: 2x streak)
6’, 7’, 8’ Wall – poor conditioning/technique until August 2018
Spear Throw – poor technique/error 11x (HIT: 4x)
Rope Climb – poor conditioning/technique 8x, muddy 1x (CLEARED: 6x streak)
Stairway to Sparta (Super) – poor conditioning/technique 1x
Hurdles – muscle pull injury 1x

Obstacles I Have NEVER Failed (That Are Fail-able)
Herc Hoist
Beater
Slip Wall
Tire Flip
Plate Drag
Inverted Wall

Obstacles I Have NEVER Cleared (Solo/Unassisted) – why?
The Box – poor conditioning/technique 3x
Tyro Traverse – poor conditioning/technique 2x
Olympus (New) – poor technique/too slippery 1x
Multi-rig (Beast) – poor conditioning/technique on rope holds 1x
Stairway to Sparta (Beast) - poor conditioning/technique 2x

Obstacles I Have Never Attempted (Not seen yet in my races)
Helix
Irish Tables

With these four lists, things were able to really come into focus. It's important to look at WHY we fail, so that we can either practice in those conditions or minimize those factors whenever possible. But it's also important to recognize our strengths and see which obstacles we don't fail. Many times there are techniques with those obstacles that we can utilize and shore up the weaker ones. I'm awesome at Herc Hoist, so maybe I should use more of a pulling technique on Tyro Traverse rather than trying to climb the underside of the rope like I usually do (and fail). I'm bad at the new Olympus, but maybe I can think about how I've cleared extremely slick slip walls and try to bring that to it. If we use our heads, I think we can come out of this insane 2020 with better obstacle proficiency than ever. And avoid the burpee pits in 2021.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Rethinking Goals

With the decision to put off the Ultra attempt indefinitely, I need to rethink my goals for this and next season. It's a bit tricky to consider what we'll all be able to do, since we have no idea when this pandemic crisis will be anywhere near over. I'm going to assume that this year is basically a wash. I'm also going to assume that I will not want to participate in any air travel until a vaccine is available. My last assumption is that I will be unable to train at the ninja gym for a long period of time, and for a similar length of time I will be caring for my 5-year-old during the day and not have as much time in general to exercise.

That said, there is stuff to look forward to.

1) Virtual Spartan Races

I've been participating in these for the last two weekends, doing backyard obstacles instead of the listed calisthenics. My times have been decent, but the running has caused some backsliding with my foot sprain pain, so I might need to switch to walking again.

2) At-home obstacle training

My husband made me monkey bars last summer, and I've long wanted to add some attachments to them to create my own multi-rig. Finally got around to that a couple of weeks ago and now have two rings, two balls, and a bar (like in the Spartan Super/Beast rigs). Having these different holds and practicing on them will surely help me. Also I would like to get better at doing monkey bars while they're wet or sweaty, and having my own personal set that I can violate with a hose is definitely useful. I also have a spear, and since I absolutely need to get better at that obstacle, it's great that I'll be able to practice.

3) Burpee training

Burpees take a lot out of me, as they do everyone. Fortunately these are a very easy exercise to do in your living room. (Well, not "easy to do," but you know.) Getting better at burpees is an essential Spartan skill.

4) Weight loss

Losing weight is simple to do in quarantine. Eat smaller portions, eat healthier (since you're cooking everything), drink lots of water. It's pretty straightforward. I've been dropping about a pound a week, which will surely help my racing when the time comes.

5) Gratitude

When this is over, I will be so much more grateful. For the gym. For not having to avoid humans on the trails and sidewalks. For being able to travel and race. We can all make gratitude a goal.

This Is Spartan Ultra Episode 16 (SEASON FINALE)


After much reflection, I have come to a realization: I no longer care about my goal of completing the Spartan Ultra this year. No, I am not clinically depressed (I don't think?), and I am not abandoning this goal forever. I just have realized slowly over the last couple weeks that, as the world is kind of burning to the ground, I don't have the physical or mental resources available to give the Ultra the amount of attention it demands of a person. It's been so tough for all of us lately with the uncertainty of not knowing when life will get back to normal, or IF it will. I just don't have it in me at this time to go for the Ultra. I probably will in the future, because it's so big and so awesome and I know it'll eat away at me someday if I don't do it. But for now, I'm letting go of that goal and focusing on 1) racing at all ever again! and 2) doing virtual races in the meantime to keep myself busy and give me smaller achievements to focus on. I will continue making a vlog on occasion but it won't be Ultra-centric until I pick that back up. Someday!

Friday, March 20, 2020

This Is Spartan Ultra Episode 15


MAJOR Ultra update: due to COVID-19, I have chosen to defer the Ohio Ultra...to the DALLAS Ultra! Big D, here I come! (that's what she said, LOLOL)

Virtual Walt Disney World Vacation

I have taken the liberty to compile a list of videos of ALL the attractions at Walt Disney World resort in Florida. If you are stuck at home, unable to travel, watch these and pretend you're elsewhere.


MAGIC KINGDOM
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmmteiM_K1Q
Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWiXGxDmXJU
Hall of Presidents – OBAMA VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vHOng0vm8o
Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lre7at0fO6U
Prince Charming Regal Carrousel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwBMtACI2M
Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zU9D5mCmA
Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTFLUhj37E
Under the Sea - Journey of the Little Mermaid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JosZ4PgpMO4

EPCOT
The Seas with Nemo and Friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8OLq0hwTP8
Journey Into Imagination with Figment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpempCSp2-w

HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS
Beauty and the Beast Live on Stage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRlnSylqQ2w
For the First Time in Forever: A Frozen Sing-Along Celebration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFeuOvEiIXM
Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51gnon4Uz2U
Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOEdsupEr5Q
Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p4MnM2LAkI
Rock ‘n Rollercoaster featuring Aerosmith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYBP9A6P2t0
Rock ‘n Rollercoaster LIGHTS ON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1FvbSDGXv4
Star Tours: The Adventure Continues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkje4nxixrA
Twilight Zone Tower of Terror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w_pilK1ncg
Voyage of the Little Mermaid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQn-5gUMCk

ANIMAL KINGDOM

BONUS
Tron Coaster (Shanghai Disneyland) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeucixxrdM